With Mandatory retirement no longer an issue special equipment had to be brought in.

"Hello, Mertle? Can you connect me with that Home Office?

I believe they're in New York City, New York!"

Happy Valentine's Day

This week brought to you by IHOS

IHOS

The International House Of Slurry

Mmm mmm! That's good old fashioned homemade slurry!

What could be better than a whole meal

blasted to a fine liquid in an industrial blender?

Now in 3 different varieties: THICK, t h i n, or Chunky!

Including our all new breakfast menu:
Sausage Gravey & Biscuits Slurry
Scrambled Eggs, Hash Browns, Bacon & Toast Slurry
French Toast & Spam Slurry

Remember the IHOS motto...
Every meal is better when sucked through a straw!

Happy Groundhog's Day